Lately, I've been having the worst kind of problems, technical problems.

Why are there still technical problems? If you have any interesting theories for that please feel free to respond or try to get paid for finding the answer to that crucial question of our day.

What with all these great weapons of the mind and all this amazing hardware and this inbred attitude, why in God's name are there still technical problems so severe, that - right next to gargantuan and overwhelming social swamp problems (con carne, the swampmonsta) - that they are the main source of finite universe type of contemplations.

Yeah, sure the universe is flexible, that much is known, and yeah sure, we all know we need parameters, even hyperparameters, but !
why, oh, why are there these kinds of technical problems that make it appear that my computer isn't working as well as it should,
that I am living a hardware restricted hardlife, and that the data simply doesn't compute.

In addition to that I have found on my brandnew and much beloved sony some kind of stalker type bugs complete with file extensions from another universe, not a good on. And so maybe BECAUSE of the former the latter or vice versa, however i know there is a connection, and it is restricting my creative life!

Unacceptable!!

So, therefore the challenge, what could be the cause. Okay, I have investigated the conditions that might contribute, yet, I have not been able to nip it in the bud, kick it in the bud, or find out what kind of agency procecutes this level of cybercrime. Let me add I have a very unromantic working relationship with the FBI and the District Attorney's Office, or as much of a relationship that I am currently comfortable with.

I have made phonecalls. I have a phone. My phone service provider is AT&T, a major vendor. We are all technology savvy individuals to varying degrees, and experts in our various fields. Somehow this thing isn't resolving itself fast enough.

So at this point I am thinking I would be willing to pay a consultant to have a look at my computer and help me find the right connections to solve my little problem. Thus--make money off my problems.